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13 ways to mourn the Indians loss

Olivia S. '19, Writer

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1. Cry, just let the tears flow.  

2. Find fellow Indians fans to mourn with. Grief is always easier with friends.

3. Unfollow and block all Cubs fans on every form of social media to show how salty you truly are. 

4. Gather all your Indians gear and pack it away until next season. Looking at it will only hurt you more.

5. Eat your feelings. The Indians may disappoint, but food never will.

6. Stay off ESPN until the Cubs bandwagon leaves town. *eye roll*

7. Listen to “Cleveland is the Reason” by Kid Cudi to get hyped for next season. hqdefault

8. Think of LeBron’s Hulk celebration, a guaranteed smile every time.

9. Buy yourself a “Cleveland Against the World” sweatshirt to fuel your bitterness.cleveland-against-the-world

10. Allow yourself to go through the stages of grief. Maybe one day you will reach acceptance, but today is not the day.

11. Reassure yourself that although you may be a sad Indians fan, at least you are not a fake fan. 

 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

12. Watch Game Seven of the 2016 NBA Finals to relive the glory days of a Cleveland championship.

OAKLAND, CA - JUNE 19: LeBron James #23 and Kevin Love #0 of the Cleveland Cavaliers celebrate after defeating the Golden State Warriors 93-89 in Game 7 of the 2016 NBA Finals at ORACLE Arena on June 19, 2016 in Oakland, California. NOTE TO USER: User expressly acknowledges and agrees that, by downloading and or using this photograph, User is consenting to the terms and conditions of the Getty Images License Agreement. (Photo by Ezra Shaw/Getty Images)

13. Finally, never stop believing in Believeland. #WINDIANS #NextSeason
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2 Responses to “13 ways to mourn the Indians loss”

  1. Erika Brehm on October 18th, 2017 10:02 am

    That is what I did this past season when they choked and lost in the first round.

  2. Sam Hargett on November 5th, 2018 2:27 pm

    I like that this article is very funny and talks about sports which I really like. I am also a fan of cleveland sports. I learned how to mourn a loss if you are a die-hard Cleveland fan. The news elements involved in this article are human interest because the world series is very popular and people watch it around the world.

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